i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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