I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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