You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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