brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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