Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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