and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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