Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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