I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
