4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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