hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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