You can't special order awesome
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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