Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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