Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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