I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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