You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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