On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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