best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
