You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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