ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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