just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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