my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
