TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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