yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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