they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Where is the hickey?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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