fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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