have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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