didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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