You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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