Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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