Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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