Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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