I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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