Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The feeling are messing with the penis
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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