If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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