His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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