So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
false alarm, still single
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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