We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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