Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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