think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
you are never too drunk for berry picking
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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