We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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