question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Princesses don't give blow jobs
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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