WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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