i can juggle bunnies
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on fire
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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