David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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