need another drink. this is the easiest way
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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