she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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