This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Randomize
