I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
