I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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