Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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